Derrik Goon

Named in the Wall Street Journal documentary. 7.7 million views.

You would have hired me.

I’ll help you make sure you wouldn’t have. Thirty minutes and a ten-page guide, $400.

Book the thirty minutes, $400 See what you get

No charge today. Payment comes with my confirmation, within one working day. Reporters: write to me here.

Derrik Goon in the Wall Street Journal documentary, captioned American Facilitator
Still from the Wall Street Journal film.

What you get.

Thirty minutes with me, and a ten-page guide we work through together. One page per hole in a remote hiring process. Each page says how I got through it and what closes it.

  1. The camera

  2. The ID check

  3. The laptop address

  4. The payroll country

  5. The references

  6. The second interviewer

  7. The pay tell

  8. Day thirty

  9. The machine that never moves

  10. The day you find one

You keep the guide. Your notes go in the margins.

The price is the filter. No approval needed, no story-seekers, so I can give you everything.

Pick a time. I confirm within a working day. Payment comes with the confirmation.

Book the thirty minutes, $400

What I did.

  • Held the laptop in Ohio for a North Korean IT team.
  • Handed the laptop recordings to the Journal.
  • My own identity was then used at companies I never heard of.
  • Banned from PayPal. On unemployment.
  • No federal charge. County misdemeanors and two traffic tickets.

“This one’s a 75K a year salary so my cut is 50%.”

Me, on camera.

What I can do.

  • Passed live coding interviews at US companies, under my own name.
  • Self-taught. Dropped out of high school.
  • Built and ran a Bitcoin exchange for video-game gold.
  • Now I help CISOs, heads of talent and founders the way I helped the FBI.

Your process did not fail. It worked. Fix the part that worked.

In my past as a young hacker.

  • Ran networks of fake social accounts.
  • Sold banking data.
  • Built bots that traded across exchanges.
  • Talked support chatbots into free hardware.

I know how someone gets in because I have been the one getting in.

Questions.

Do you touch my systems?

No. No software, no audit, no data. I talk, you take notes.

Will you tell me if a specific person is fake?

No. I tell you what looks wrong in a process. Naming a person is your call and your lawyer’s.

Are you allowed to talk about this?

I talk about what I did and what I saw. I will not comment on anyone’s live legal situation, including my own, and I will not name companies.

Book the thirty minutes, $400